Surprise Roommate

I heard this really funny story on the radio today...

A man from southern Japan reported that someone has been stealing food from his kitchen. It's happened for quite some time, but has no idea how it's happening. So he installed a surveillance camera that sends snapshots to his cell phone whenever it detects a person's movement. So! Turns out there has been a homeless woman living in one of his closets and comes out to get food when he leaves his house. And she's been living there for a whole year!! An entire year! Can you believe it?! Hahaha!!!

Chili

Yummm... A nice big pot of homemade chili. How yummy is that... It's especially nice when it's thick and chunky and a little spicy... Yum, huh? Dystrickians? LOL!

* Image borrowed from www.healthline.com

Bounce-O-Meter

Ladies and gentlemen, we all agree that saggy boobs are unattractive. Right? They sag so much you can throw them around your neck and wear them like a scarf? Or you brush them aside to clean your belly button? If you don't want this to happen to you (or gentlemen, you don't want this to happen to your ladies, or even worse, happen to you), you must support them properly with a good sports bra. To find out what's best for you depending on the size of your breasts and the physical activities you partake in, check out the Bounce-O-Meter! It's totally awesome! They have 3D animation of a (manlike) torso with realistically bouncing boobs in three states. 1. Nude 2. With a regular bra 3. With a proper sports bra


P.S. Pretty cool design for the site too. Me likes!

She's Cool!

Diane Feinstein is awesome! She reprimanded a handful of oil executives for raking in record profits quarter after quarter with no regard for ethics or moral values. You go girl! (Oh my god. Was that totally To Wong Foo?) I know this scolding won't help us victims from these horrible money hungry monsters, but at least there are "plans" in the lawmaking pipeline to protect the consumers. Hope it comes soon!! Gas prices are so high that I don't want to drive anywhere anymore. :( And the cost of practically everything has gone up as well!

Is it Possible??

Years ago, a friend of mine told me about his brother's dream. In his dream, he saw a female friend of his, told her he wanted to show her a number of places, took her by the hand, and dragged her around going to different places and showing her different things. A couple days later, he saw this friend of his. The first thing she said to him was, "Hey! I had a dream about you the other night! You grabbed me by the hand and dragged me all over the place!" This can't simply be a coincidence. How can two people have the exact same dream on the same night?

So it makes me think, if I had a dream that I was wandering around somewhere, let's say my old house, is it possible that my spirit left my body momentarily and was actually at that house? And what if a current resident of that house got up in the middle of the night to use the restroom or something and was able to see my spirit? Wow. I wonder if that's possible...

I wonder how my friend's brother's dream was possible. Some things are so unexplainable and so incredibly intriguing...

Pure Insanity!

How long do we wait on the sidelines as we watch an authoritarian government commit crimes to its own human existence by refusing aid already rapping at the door and begging to help? Can you be so controlling and so insanely fearful of foreigners entering your country that you allow possibly a couple of million people to die so that you can continue to instill fear in your citizens in the future? The way the Burmese government is handling the Cyclone Nargis disaster has been terribly criticized. It is plain to see that they are 100% incapable of pulling off a disaster relief effort large enough to save their people. They own a ragtag team of ships and planes... Completely useless in this situation. So what do they do? Refuse help. And as an attempt to make foreign eyes ease the pressure, they show a select number of people staged relief sites that they have built. C'mon! Give us outsiders a little more credit.

More than 100,000 people have died, and this number is expected to soar. The total is in the hands of the junta. Time is of the essence, and they are willingly letting it slip through their fingers as we all watch with pain and frustration. In the end, can they be punished for turning a natural disaster which should have only taken a few thousand peoples' lives and turning it into a man-made catastrophe that puts millions of peoples lives on death's threshold? And why is China their buddy? Because they're undemocratic? Ugh. When things like this happen, it's so easy to say that there are many sucky people out there.

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And adding to their senseless acts, they did an extremely poor job of warning their people that a cyclone was coming!

Contrasting Top 5's

I was racking my brain to find what my bf and I say most frequently to each other. No matter how hard I squeezed those brain cells, I could not get the lists to balance each other out. You'll know what I mean when you read. Here are the top five things we say to each other.

Him to me:

1. How ya doin', pretty girl?
2. What ya eat for lunch?
3. How was your day?
4. Thank you.
5. I love you.

Me to him:

1. You are SO annoying.
2. Blah blah blah...
3. Don't touch me.
4. You're stupid.
5. Stop it!

Don't question our relationship! It's working out really well. I say tons of mushy crap too. Believe me. I do. I have TONS of witnesses. Heh heh heh... :)

The Queen's Bowels

Queen Victoria was preoccupied with her bowels and would summon her court doctor for a discussion on the subject up to six times a day. While she was away on her honeymoon her physician was surprised to receive a note from her one day informing him: "The bowels are acting fully."

The Giant Bathroom Reader, © 2006

When I read this, one person popped into mind... This one's for you, Snob!! :)