Watching the Olympics, games where the most amazing athletes in the world compete against each other and break world records, has not inspired me to become more athletic, but has turned me into a complete couch potato. So sad but true. When are these friggin' games over?! If I keep watching, my skin will start melting into the leather couch! That wont' smell great...
I just finished watching the all-around female gymnastics competition. These girls are awesome. Not only do they have amazing physical ability, but they have such great composure! When Nastia saw her final high score, she just smiled. I woulda whooped for joy! And when it was decided that she's the gold medal winner, she smiled a lot and hugged her dad a lot. If it was me? I'd be either bawling like a baby or running wild like a crazy woman! No, both!! I'd point at all my competition and scream, "SUCKAAAAAAAAAS!!" Just kidding. I'd do a roundhouse kick, then scream. Shoot. I can't do a roundhouse kick in real life, well, not one that wouldn't cause any injury to myself or anyone near me, but doing a good roundhouse is more likely than becoming an Olympic medalist. Shoot. I better go to sleep. I'm starting to not make any sense. Yes.
Holy crap! A wrestler got the bronze in some competition, and after receiving the medal on the medals stand, he took off his medal and stalked off! He said the judging was unfair, and he deserved the gold! Let's see if he'll get stripped of his medal!
My eyes are burning from too much artificial light! Good night and good luck!! :)
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