The End of Life as You Know It

I was looking through Craigslist postings yesterday while my bf was on the phone. I saw one from a guy who seems like he's getting rid of tons of stuff! He had three kayaks, a canoe, kiteboarding gear, parachute, coats, rollerskates, rollerblades, tents, sleeping bags, exercise equipment, skis, snowboard, snowshoes, and the list goes on and on and on. When I saw this long list, I told my bf that this guy is getting rid of everything! His response was, "Maybe he just got married." Hahaha, if that was true, the poor bastard just killed his soul and spirit.