The other night, I had a really strange dream. I dreamed that I was plucking my armpit hairs. (That part is normal.) I finished the right side so proceeded to the left. When I lifted up my arm, I saw swollen red bumps in my armpit. Woah! What's that?! And then I saw a two chunks of skin sticking out above these bumps. They were long, like a canoe. They looked like lips of a vagina! EEWW!! WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!?! Curious to see if there's anything in the opening, I spread it apart with my thumb and index finger and could hear the rush of my blood inside. And I had TWO of these! Two vaginas in my armpit! This wasn't normal. "Hm... I should probably see the doctor."
No, I don't REALLY have vaginas or red bumps in my armpits. It was just a dream. Thank goodness! I can't even imagine...
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