I had quite a dream last night. My boyfriend and I were going to visit one of my work clients, JT. When we get there, he wants to introduce us to his hot new wife. The bf and I wander to the backyard and see her. Wow. She is the definition of natural beauty. Keith says "Hi" to her and instantly falls in love. They stare into each other's eyes, he leans in and pecks her on the lips. "What?! What just happened," I thought. Again, he leans in and they kiss again! Ugh! I can not believe he is doing this right in front of me. Totally forgot I am here. Anyway! I walk out of the room and check out the rest of the house.
My friend's wedding reception is adjoined to this small estate. I sit down at my table-- without Kieth (hmph!). The bride and groom come up to everyone at the table and ask, "Okay, what do you want for dinner?" I was thinking, "What? You didn't ask this in the rsvp card?" So I ask, "What do you have?" The bride replies, "Salad, chicken, salmon, halibut, and steak." From out of nowhere, Mae appears and tells me she got the salad. If anyone knows Mae, this is so unlikely. Haha! So I ask the bride, "How's the halibut?" Bleh bleh bleh... I ask again, "What?" "It's GROSS!!" Shocked to hear that she was so honest, I decide to go with the steak. When my dinner arrives, my steak looks like a flat piece of brown plastic. On top of it is a flat piece of white plastic that's supposed to be mashed potatoes. Man. That stuff sure is chewy! If this is like this, I wonder how bad the halibut must be! And now I know why Mae got the salad. She must have gotten the inside scoop that all meat is bad here. As I am chewing away, the bride's hand pops out. "That'll be $6.75, please!" "What?! I have to pay for my dinner??" This is so strange!! So I start looking for money and manage to get change from them....
P.S. I woke up being mad at Keith. I'm gonna get him back for what he did to me... in my dream. X(
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someone is insecure
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